In this episode, we discuss a myriad of fascinating

stories relating to the Voodoo religion, practices, and

real-life zombies. If smoking afoot long cigar and

drinking a liter of rum with 2pounds of hot peppers in

it sounds like a good use of yourFriday night, then

you may want to look into converting to the Voodoo

religion. Seriously, are they running a religion or a

continuous frat party? Anyways, Imagine having a

random tris with a pretty lass then proceeding to have

a dream every night for the next two months where

you get your ass handed to you by a guy with a snake

head. Seems unjust right? But eventually you find out

that the pretty lass from your previous sexcapade was

actually married to the Voodoo serpent God

Djamballah-Wedo. Turns out, you played mister steal

your girl with the wrong supernatural entity. I’m pretty

sure it’s going to take an exorcism to unring that bell.

And finally, if you find yourself in Haiti, it’s best to play

nice with everyone. Because if someone has a

grudge against you, you may find yourself thinking

that you’ve died and gone to hell, only to be brought

back to a zombie existence in return for eternal

servitude to a friendly witchdoctor. It could always be

worse…..probably.

Source: “Faces in the Smoke” –Duchan Gersi

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