In this episode, we discuss the fascinating yet

terrifying eccentricity that isJack Parsons, aka Marvel

Whiteside Parsons, aka FraterT.O.P.A.N. What is this

guy, a WWE wrestler? Truth be told,I think I would

rather sign up for a John Cena sized can of whoop

ass to be opened on me than mess with Jack

Parsons. Seriously, this dude was known to try and

conjure forth various demonic entities for no other

reason than to see if it would actually work. And we

are supposed to be shooketh to find out his house

was severely haunted? So much so that he hired a

priest to come by on a weekly basis to cast out

whatever supernatural rabble he had managed to

coax forth from the ether. Sidenote, this guy had top

secret security clearance and basically invented the

rocket fuel that got us to the moon. Despite his hobby

of hobnobbing with his spiritual betters, you have to

stop and marvel at his scientific accomplishments. I’m

so sorry, I can’t help myself. He was just such a

marvel. Damnit! Even in my remorseI am…..wait for

it…..Marvelous. Mic Drop.

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Source: “Sex and Rockets” – John Carter

Source: “Strange Angel” – George Pendle

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