Conspiracy of Two Podcast

In this episode, we discuss the rollercoaster ride that is the life of amateur hour assassin Mark David Chapman. This thrill ride starts with the excitement of Mark discovering and repeatedly playing his first Beatles album for his kingdom of imaginary “Little People”. Then soars to an all new “high” as Mark reaches adolescence and tries to make friends with the local church kids by bringing them gifts of gold, frankincense, and…..acid. Surely Mark was not counted as a Wise young man. Finally, the ride concludes with the abysmal drop of Chapman eliminating the posterchild for peace and love, John Lennon, and devoiding us of a world where all you need is love.

In this episode, we discuss the blood soaked reign of cocaine induced tyranny by the nervous pooper himself, Pablo Escobar. Incase you have ever pondered to yourself in the deepest darkest recesses of your mind, “do I have what it takes to be a drug lord?”, you need look no further. In this episode we will be asking the hard questions. Would you make people pay you to NOT steal their car? Would you own 800 safe houses and install the exact same toilet in each one of them so you can have the same bowel moving experience no matter where you are hiding from the Fuzz? Would you convince the government to allow you to build your very own prison and after you served your time (in the gym, casino, club, all things your prison contains) convert it into a vacation resort? If you answered yes to any of these questions of evil ingenuity, then you might have a friend in Pablo. Also, you might be the next Scarface.

In this episode, we discuss the grisly events of the most capable yet most unknown serial killer of the modern era, Israel Keyes. If you’re the kind of sicko whose Netflix list is full of true crime docuseries then you have met your match with this evil genius. To give you a little taste to sate your vampiric bloodlust, Mr. Keyes buried various“Kill Kits” all over the country. These “Kill Kits”contained guns, knives, duct tape, chemicals, and every other must have item for conducting a spontaneous slaying. By the end of this episode you’ll be saying 2 things continuously, “WTF” and “There was a second shed?!”

In this episode, we discuss the bone chilling events surrounding the haunting of the Union Screaming House. It’s really your typical Hallmark story of a single, hard working father and his 3 adorable kids moving into an old charming house. Cherished memories are made, joyous laughter is had, innocent souls are haunted by a demonic shadow figure, and paranormal investigators throw a keg party on the front lawn. Last but not least, there are tears, lots and lots of tears. Remember I just told you the family was haunted by a demonic shadow figure. Imagine a Balrog in your house without a hash smoking wizard to yell at it, “You shall not pass!”. Moral of the story, hide your kids, hide your wife, cuz they haunting everybody in this episode.

In this episode, we discuss the complex, logic defying, and demon filled story of a girl named Lacey, If you have ever found yourself nostalgic for the Satanic Panic of the 80s, then you’ve come to the right place. Lacey makes such claims as being a part of a Luciferian Coven and being demonically possessed. As if one goes without the other. All this sounds a bit much until this small woman repeatedly demonstrates her best Hulk Hogan impression much to the chagrin of everyone present. This demonstration includes unnatural strength, deep guttural voices, and divine foreknowledge. Also, a herd of cows circled the house she was staying in and spent the entire night headbutting it. Props to the demonic for creativity on that one. If all this doesn’t make your spidey senses tingle then let me tell you something brother, you might be a zombie. Yes, I did just remorselessly plug the next episode in the list. Now proceed to episode 6 if you want to learn more about your fellow zombies.

In this episode, we discuss a myriad of fascinating stories relating to the Voodoo religion, practices, and real-life zombies. If smoking a foot long cigar and drinking a liter of rum with 2 pounds of hot peppers in it sounds like a good use of your Friday night, then you may want to look into converting to the Voodoo religion. Seriously, are they running a religion or a continuous frat party? Anyways, Imagine having a random tris with a pretty lass then proceeding to have a dream every night for the next two months where you get your ass handed to you by a guy with a snake head. Seems unjust right? But eventually you find out that the pretty lass from your previous sexcapade was actually married to the Voodoo serpent God Djamballah-Wedo. Turns out, you played mister steal your girl with the wrong supernatural entity. I’m pretty sure it’s going to take an exorcism to unring that bell. And finally, if you find yourself in Haiti, it’s best to play nice with everyone. Because if someone has a grudge against you, you may find yourself thinking that you’ve died and gone to hell, only to be brought back to a zombie existence in return for eternal servitude to a friendly witch doctor. It could always be worse…..probably.

In this episode, we discuss a fascinating treasure hunt that spans the length of nearly 2,000 years. Join us as we venture back in time to the Roman Empire and its ever-peaceful means of conquest. There is no chance whatsoever this episode contains mass annihilation of a people group, attempted robbery of an insurmountable treasure from said annihilated people group, and that particular people groups’ ruler getting brutally murdered because they wore the wrong color robe. Rome was much too civilized for all that crazy jazz. BUT, in the off-chance history was written by the victors, what happened to these people and all their copious booty?! It means swag you neanderthal. Get your mind out of the gutter. In this episode we attempt to unravel the “What ifs” behind this story. I think you’ll find it to be a truly treasured story. See what I did there.

In this episode, we discuss what is either heavy involvement in the Occult or severe eccentricity by the music industry’s elite. Heavy Occult involvement is a much juicier story though so let’s stick to that. Seriously though, why is ASAP Rocky seen performing a magic ritual inside a pentagram in his music video “Wassup”? There is even a magical grimoire and ceremonial dagger in the middle of the pentagram! And don’t even get me started on the pyramid ring he flashes. That ain’t gangster! Then, is his other popular music video “Long Live ASAP” he is seen sporting a pair of sneakers with the number 33 on them. Obviously indicating he is a 33rd degree Mason. Straight facts homie! If you need more, check out Ciara’s music video “Keep on Looking”. If you keep on looking at her leather boots in the video, you will see they are a mile high and have the words “Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn” written on them. I don’t think the Red Light district is passing out boots that advertise a secret sex magic society from the late 1800s. Although, that could be good for business. To top it all off, Ryan and I discover through the use of Numerology that together, we form an Ugly Tyrant. I’m not happy about it but the numbers have spoken.

In this episode, we discuss how the powers at be utilized Project Chameleo to wage the ultimate psy-op against an unsuspecting, already brain addled crack head named Dion. And in case you were drawn in by the episode title, yes, invisible midgets are in no short supply in this story. Ah the irony. In the words of your favorite infomercial, “but wait, there’s more!” From the unseen vertically challenged we venture into events that lack no degree of ridiculousness and hilarity. Dion reports the rooms in his apartment increase and decrease in size as well as all manner of crazy 3D life-like images being broadcast on his walls. In addition to this, let’s throw in some stolen military night-vision goggles and a DOD laptop as well as NCIS involvement and a predator drone. This fiesta wouldn’t be complete though without also mentioning a Mexican guy named Chino with a 13 inch churro. Yes, that really is part of the story. By the end of this all, you’ll either be a firm believer or desperately trying to get ahold of whatever Dion was smoking.

In this episode, we discuss the possibility that alien visitation to our planet may have a more sinister, or even demonic purpose to it. Join us as we go on an intergalactic journey of epic proportion. First stop, planet earth, to meet the Collins Elite, an ultra-secret CIA organization whose name has an incredibly disappointing origin story. Next, we travel to space station Care Bear Share to meet up with our good buddy Desca of the Fourth Density and his pals at the “Council of 7 Lights”. A quick layover at Venus introduces us to Orthon and his translucent spaceship. Finally, before heading home, we check up on the Russians to make sure they are not weaponizing aliens and UFOs in order to promote Communism. Never know what them damn Russkies are up to. As we arrive back on our home planet on the sunny beaches of California, we see the Colins Elite have enacted their grand plan and are currently projecting various cultural stereotypes of Jesus in the clouds. Is that Jesus holding a bong and riding a surf board?

In this episode, we discuss the fascinating yet terrifying eccentricity that is Jack Parsons, aka Marvel Whiteside Parsons, aka Frater T.O.P.A.N. What is this guy, a WWE wrestler? Truth be told, I think I would rather sign up for a John Cena sized can of whoop ass to be opened on me than mess with Jack Parsons. Seriously, this dude was known to try and conjure forth various demonic entities for no other reason than to see if it would actually work. And we are supposed to be shooketh to find out his house was severely haunted? So much so that he hired a priest to come by on a weekly basis to cast out whatever supernatural rabble he had managed to coax forth from the ether. Side note, this guy had top secret security clearance and basically invented the rocket fuel that got us to the moon. Despite his hobby of hobnobbing with his spiritual betters, you have to stop and marvel at his scientific accomplishments. I’m so sorry, I can’t help myself. He was just such a marvel. Damnit! Even in my remorse I am…..wait for it…..Marvelous. Mic Drop.

In this episode, we discuss our two most credible cases to date, one slightly more than the other. Join us for our Season 1 Finale as we change things up a bit and give you two highly researched cases for the price of one. Hint hint, if you haven’t paid a price at all, you should go do that over on Patreon right now. We’ll wait. Thank you in advance for your staggering contribution to our booze fund. This episode is much akin to a circus in that performances of varying degrees were given, half the performers were drunk, a blue crack pipe was involved, and some genius swallowed fire. Literally, Ryan made me drink a shot that was on fire during recording. Oh, and also we talking about some BS involving the moon being a hologram and a century long grand conspiracy about the Titanic not actually sinking. But more importantly, I SWALLOWED FIRE.